Well, I guess I'm about due to make something again. Here's the concept; an adventure game roughly fashioned after African Detroit Cop centered around a vampire trying to prove he's not gay with lots of gore and physical comedy. It's a fucking winner, you'll see! Here's some concept art I made to whet your appetite, let's just hope I actually follow through, eh? How about everyone act really excited and bug me about it occasionally, it's the least you cocksuckers could do. It's in pre-pre-production so if anyone's interested in lending help let me know, but only if you've got mad skilz, g and no i don't need help with voices.

For super sweet ass hi-res version of this picture you should check out http://mistersasser.deviantart.com/

HEINIKEN! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You filthy fucking whore. Fuck you in the dirty cunt.

I'm ready to burst! I'm so pumped I could kill a bull just by thinking about it for a couple seconds. Months have passed since my last submission to the portal. I can't decide what to do. I'm an artist and my own shit is below me. You will die when I submit my next entry. It will blow your soul from you physical manifestation and leave you an empty husk.

For those of you who arent aware of the Pico Day art contest, I'd like to show off my submission here since it took so god damn long to make. I think it's pretty bad ass. Quality suffers here on account of the image limitations, I also had to crop it a bit. Here's a link to the thread if you want to participate: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/87 6367/1

Been a while since my last post so here's an update. I am now officially going to art school to major in animation. Also moving back to my home town after a 2 year journey of full time tire sales abroad. Hope to continue submitting stuff soon but it will probably be dry for a little while again. That will be all.

(ATTENTION: SEE LAST POST FOR CONTEST DETAILS)

Just checking everyone's progress on their contest submissions. As mentioned before if there doesn't appear to be a reasonable amount of interest the contest may be canceled. There's still plenty of time to submit with the deadline being towards the end of summer, so there's no rush there, but if you are submitting something please let me know.

It's hard to believe but Beebo is coming up on 7 years of age pretty soon. In honor of myself and the mighty cat with facial hair, I challenge everyone to make their very own episode of Beebo! Whomever's Beebo submission achieves the greatest score by Beebo's 7 year anniversary will receive a personally autographed (or not autographed, your choice :P) t-shirt from the Beebo cafepress store of their choosing and may appear in an episode of Beebo. I will also ask Tom to add ALL submissions to the Beebo series page here on NG for all time to be cherished and loved forever.

Feel free to take artistic liberties, I'd love to see a noir Beebo, or even an anime Beebo (not a fan of anime, but I'd get a nice fuckin' kick out of it). Go nuts. Psychadelic, super-hero, rockstar, robot, musical Beebo? Why not. Just as long as it meets all the mandatory criteria.

Submissions will be considered only if they are at least 2 minutes long, must feature Beebo and Harry, must have the standard Beebo title screen and end screen and must mention in the end screen that this submission is for consideration for Beebo's 8th anniversary contest. All entries must also be submitted by September 1st 2008.

Now this contest will officially commence June 1st, until then I want everyone who plans on submitting an entry to let me know, if I feel there isn't going to be enough participation then I'll call it off. Make sure you either respond to this post or message me personally. If you need advice or support, I'm happy to help, but I won't be doing any voice or animation work and I don't want to provide anything graphic wise, I want your entries to have your own style.

GOOD LUCK AND GET TO FUCKING WORK!

Now that your Beebo appetites are satisfied I'd like to know what everyone thinks of me moving on to something different. When I first started contributing to NG I wanted to gear myself towards interactive adventures, and I'd like to try and get back to that. My question is do I have the support of the masses to start work on a new adventure or is everyone just Beebo crazy? If you're unfamiliar with my non-Beebo work you should check out African Detroit Cop.

So basically at first it looked like it wasn't going to happen. I'm generally scheduled 6 days a week at my job and this was the case here leaving very little time to get shit done. I had started the episode in November but hadn't gotten all that far. Then my hetero-lifemate John (other John) came over for this and a previous Sunday to record and crack the whip while I churned this bitch out. So here it is in all it's Christmasy glory http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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